Deja vu for Ryan Theriot

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Say what you will about the merits of Ryan Theriot, but one thing's indisputable: the guy sure knows how to slide across home plate with a championship on the line. Theriot scored the World Series-winning run in the top of the 10th inning Sunday night on a Marco Scutaro single, but ...

Eat Sh*t, Theriot

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

When former Cub fan favorite Ryan Theriot was traded to the Cardinals from the Dodgers on Tuesday, the response amongst myself and friends was a universal "Shit." Even if he hits .120 against every other opponent next season, none of us had any doubt in our minds that Theriot will bat ...

Apparently, Canadians call it a monobrow

Friday, September 26th, 2008

The hottest new sensation at FunnyorDie.com stars Cubs funny guy Ryan Dempster and various other teammates. So I guess that makes all of them funny guys. But we've had good experiences partying with Dempster in the past, so I gave him the top billing. That's how Hollywood works. Anyhow, pop some ...