Ryan Dempster fined, suspended for hitting Alex Rodriguez

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

Boston Red Sox starting pitcher Ryan Dempster has officially received a five-game suspension from Major League Baseball for intentionally throwing at and hitting New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez on Sunday night. Yankees manager Joe Girardi was also fined for his argument with umpire Brian O'Nora following the incident. It ...

Boston Red Sox, Ryan Dempster agree to $26.5 million deal

Friday, December 14th, 2012

The Boston Red Sox added to their starting rotation on Thursday by agreeing to a two-year, $26.5 million deal with Ryan Dempster. Dempster, who will turn 36 in May, spent most of the last nine years with the Chicago Cubs, before finishing the 2012 season with the Texas Rangers. Dempster wasn't bad ...

Chicago Cubs Rumors: Dodgers Make Offer For Ryan Dempster

Friday, July 20th, 2012

The Los Angeles Dodgers have fallen behind in the National League West race and are now desperately trying to right the ship. With that in mind they have officially made an offer to the Chicago Cubs for right-hander Ryan Dempster. The Dodgers have long been considered the front-runners for Dempster, but ...

(Feebly) Waving The White Flag

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

As Danny Glover once said, "I'm getting too old for this shit." Presumably he was talking about getting in car chases and explosions with Mel Gibson, but he easily could have been referring to watching the Cubs. Even at the ripe old age of 27, I couldn't possibly think of a ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

J.R. Smith and his no-talent ass are reading the links. You should too. The All-2000's team in the NBA - Real Clear Sports Eric Cantona has big plans for Eric Cantona - ESPN There's no crying in baseball, but there seems to be a hell of a lot of kissing - More Hardball I ...

Apparently, Canadians call it a monobrow

Friday, September 26th, 2008

The hottest new sensation at FunnyorDie.com stars Cubs funny guy Ryan Dempster and various other teammates. So I guess that makes all of them funny guys. But we've had good experiences partying with Dempster in the past, so I gave him the top billing. That's how Hollywood works. Anyhow, pop some ...