Someone Please Remind the Redskins They Suck

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

It started innocuously enough this preseason with Rex Grossman, who proclaimed that the Washington Redskins were the team to beat in the NFC East. We all had a hearty chuckle and said, "Oh, that Rex." Trouble is the Skins haven't stopped talking ridiculous nonsense ever since. First, there was DeAngelo Hall chiming in ...

Rex Grossman Admits To Being Out Of Shape

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

We mentioned this a few days ago, but last week Rex Grossman showed up to Washington Redskins camp in awful shape. He was visibly carrying around a gut and some pretty serious man cleavage. Since that time, Grossman has been listed as the top quarterback on Washington's unofficial depth chart. With ...

Rex Grossman Is In Midseason Form

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Remember when Washington Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan went out on a limb last year and benched six-time Pro Bowler Donovan McNabb and inserted Rex Grossman in his place? Well, clearly Shanahan has been rewarded for his confidence in the Sex Cannon. Grossman showed up to Redskins camp sporting a brand ...

Donovan McNabb To The Minnesota Vikings A Lock?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

While the NFL is currently sitting in purgatory waiting for some type of labor agreement to emerge, player movement has been halted and the typically active free agent and trade markets are frozen in time. So all we can do is speculate over the future of certain players and teams. ...

My 10 Most Agonizing Sports Losses

Friday, April 9th, 2010

The look on Willie Veasley's face after Monday night's championship game loss to Duke says it all. Actually, you can't see his face, which says even more. It was one of the most heart-wrenching losses that one could experience as a player or fan, and I don't say that just ...

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Washington Rex-skins!

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Frankly, I didn't even know Rex Grossman was still playing professional football. Apparently the king of the "ill-advised-off-his-back-foot-in-to-coverage" pass was doing something for the Houston Texans last season (backup holder maybe?). Well now the Washington Redskins, bastions of wise free agent decisions, have signed "The Sex Cannon" to a one-year ...

Weekend! Football! Roundup!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

I have no idea if this will be a weekly feature or not, since I'm home sick from work today, but screw it, this is the blogosphere. We're above the law! Thus, I give you the five most fascinating stories from the weekend of college and NFL football. Super awesome update: ...

Katrina Bowden Picture and Today’s Links

Friday, June 12th, 2009

More preposterous, unsubstantiated shit about baseball players - More Hardball Was ESPN fair to that one dude who said that stuff about Raul Ibanez? - Cleveland Fowns Know who else might be on steroids? - Big League Stew Possible careers for Manny Ramirez - Fantasypros 911 Calling bullshit on the "ball beat the runner ...