McD’s Week One College Football Picks

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

I couldn't think of the right exclamation to start off my fifth season of gambling on college football for this site, especially since the last two years went so damn well. No seriously, I was over .500 both years, which if you knew me, you'd be shocked I could do ...

It Happened Again

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Years from now, USC's 36-7 loss to Oregon State in Corvallis will probably just be a hilarious footnote from a very odd season for the Southern California Trojans. Probation, no bowl games, and terrible defense (despite the presence of Monte Kiffin) will probably get most of the press. But USC losing ...

Week Nine College Football Picks

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Record after week eight: 88-38 (63-60-3 ATS) 12 pm ET Northwestern (5-2) at Indiana (4-3) (+3) All Indiana has left on the schedule that they can definitely win on a good day are Northwestern and Purdue. Not-so-coincidentally, those are the two wins they need for bowl eligibility. They're not beating Wisconsin, Iowa, or ...

Your Week Three College Football Scores

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Record after week 2: 19-7 (10-15-1 ATS) Read my week three picks here. Something to watch until football starts in four hours (courtesy of Deadspin commenter Hustler of Culture): Friday Night Action: Nevada 52 Cal 31 - You're my boy, Blue! Colin Kaepernick and Nevada finally have a marquee win. This is the ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

I can't believe this was in the 2000's. Feels like 25 years ago - Randall Simon's Sausages Joe McKnight will not be seen in Seattle because he has "paperwork to do" according to Pete Carroll. Riiiiiight - Unathletic Way to catch a touchdown after my fantasy team is already eliminated. F*cking Mike ...

Your Week 11 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Record after week ten: 108-58, 76-88-2 AS Week 11 Picks 10 am ET: It's already week 11. I can't believe the season has gone this quickly. I'm sleeping in this morning, but will be up just in time for the opening kick for, and quick demise of, Indiana at Penn State. Fun ...

Your Week 11 College Football Picks

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Record after week ten: 108-58, 76-88-2 AS 12 pm ET Tennessee (5-4) at Mississippi (6-3) (-5) I needed a buffer game or two before I pick the legalized murder that will be Penn State/Indiana, so I figured I'd throw this game in the mix. Now that it's been a couple of days, I ...

Your Week Nine College Football Picks

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Record after week eight: 91-48, 68-70-1 AS 12 pm ET Purdue (3-5) at Wisconsin (5-2) (-7) I would love it if Purdue would soften Wisconsin up for IU a little. Won't happen, of course, because Purdue sucks just as bad as Indiana these days, but it'd still be nice. Don't watch this game ...