If Phil Jackson Retires, Brian Shaw Will Be Next For The Lakers

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

By now we've all heard the reports bubbling up from all over the internet concerning Phil Jackson's future. The 64-year-old head coach has said he is "leaning towards retiring" but hasn't made up his mind just yet. If Jackson does, in fact, decide to retire, his replacement is already on the ...

The Chicago Bulls Don’t Really Want Phil Jackson

Monday, May 24th, 2010

The Chicago Bulls have reportedly contacted Lakers' coach Phil Jackson through back channels to gauge his interest in returning to his former team. I fully believe this report, but I have a ton of problems with it, most notably that it's really lame of the Bulls to contact a coach in ...

The People Protesting Phil Jackson And The Lakers Are Idiots

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Depending on their perspective (or what day of the week it is), the protesters outside of Staples Center last night are either mad at Phil Jackson because he doesn't seem to be totally against the new Arizona immigration law, that he believes his team shouldn't take a political ...

A Note To Kevin Durant Regarding Phil Jackson

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

On Wednesday Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson told reporters that Oklahoma City star Kevin Durant receives preferential treatment from referees. Jackson said, "Yeah by the calls he gets, he really gets to the line a lot, I'll tell ya." Durant, being the young, budding superstar that he is, totally ...

Ron Artest Says What We’re All Thinking

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

The Los Angeles Lakers won a world championship in 2009 and promptly re-signed virtually their entire roster ... with one exception of course. The Lake-show called Trevor Ariza's bluff and let him walk to the Houston Rockets and in turn signed the talented yet enigmatic Ron Artest away from Houston. Luckily ...

Lakers Pull Odom’s Offer…For Now

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning, the Los Angeles Lakers reportedly pulled their three-year, $27 million offer to Lamar Odom, off the table. Lakers owner Jerry Buss is reportedly upset that neither Odom nor his agent Jeff Schwartz have responded to the NBA Champions' latest offer. Schwartz has not contacted the ...

You Are Correct, Sir: Sports’ All-Time Great Sidekicks

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

On Tuesday, the world lost one of the most iconic sidekicks of all-time, Ed McMahon. Before he was peddling gold in Super Bowl ads, McMahon made his fame by sitting in the No. 2-guy chair next to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show (and decades later in a bizarre talk ...

There Are Plenty Of Reasons To Hate The Denver Nuggets

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

With the NBA's Western Conference Finals tied at 2-2 and the venom between the Denver Nuggets and Los Angeles Lakers reaching a new high point everyone seems to have a take on this matchup. While it's easy to hate the Lakers, the Nuggets could be giving the Lake Show a ...