Vols Fan Finally Learns How To Use The Computer

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

In keeping with the tradition of half-assed buffoonery that has become the Tennessee Volunteers football program, some "fans" decided to send death threats to quarterback Jonathan Crompton during last season's brutally bad 5-7 campaign. Crompton recently admitted he received at least two e-mailed death threats as well as a suspicious-looking ...

In Which McD Attempts Class And Dignity Upon The News Of Phil Fulmer’s Resignation

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

It's like coming home for Christmas one year and realizing your parents have grown old, and realizing that means you are too. Or so my friends who are Tennessee fans tell me. The last few years of Phil Fulmer's reign as coach of the Vols have been like that. He's ...

SEC Football Preview: More Than Just Hot Chicks And Racist Fans

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

It's time for the 2008 college football season, and that means it's time for me to start (faux) gambling again! Risking your hard earned cash on pro sports is a sucker's bet, if you want the real money, you gamble on student-athletes who aren't getting paid. That's the true spirit ...