Bowl Preview: Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

North Carolina (7-5) vs. Tennessee (6-6) (-2) I wonder how many people wrote the "two programs going in opposite directions" angle for this game. That doesn't really do the direction these two teams are heading in any justice. North Carolina is a mess. A mess created by Butch Davis. You would think ...

Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Record after week five: 56-20 (38-36-2 ATS) 12 pm ET Indiana (3-1) at (2) Ohio State (5-0) (-22.5) So IU is coming off a very painful loss at home against Michigan in a shootout for the ages, has one week to recover, and gets to go to Columbus to play the second-ranked team ...

Your Week Three College Football Scores

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Record after week 2: 19-7 (10-15-1 ATS) Read my week three picks here. Something to watch until football starts in four hours (courtesy of Deadspin commenter Hustler of Culture): Friday Night Action: Nevada 52 Cal 31 - You're my boy, Blue! Colin Kaepernick and Nevada finally have a marquee win. This is the ...

Tennessee Is Boring Again

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Tennessee just hired the exact opposite of Lane Kiffin, who himself replaced his exact opposite when Phil Fulmer was run out of town. Tennessee fan, meet Derek Dooley, the least exciting hire ever. This doesn't mean he'll suck, mind you, just that I can think of about 50 people who ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Rachel Uchitel

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Rachel Uchitel is still denying her alleged affair with Tiger Woods. She's probably holding out until she gets a book deal. Predictions for Allen Iverson's return to the NBA...or not - Unathletic YardBarker NFL Blogger Poll: Week 13 - YardBarker Does anyone else feel like the world has turned upside down? - ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Les Miles and LSU/Florida

Friday, October 9th, 2009

I don't actually hate Les Miles (off the field), I'm just getting into the spirit of LSU/Florida on Saturday night. This weekend of college football will not suck. Why are people shocked that bad things happen when you act like a jackass on the Internets? - Busted Coverage Fulmer to Louisville. That ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...

Vols Fan Finally Learns How To Use The Computer

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

In keeping with the tradition of half-assed buffoonery that has become the Tennessee Volunteers football program, some "fans" decided to send death threats to quarterback Jonathan Crompton during last season's brutally bad 5-7 campaign. Crompton recently admitted he received at least two e-mailed death threats as well as a suspicious-looking ...

In Which McD Attempts Class And Dignity Upon The News Of Phil Fulmer’s Resignation

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

It's like coming home for Christmas one year and realizing your parents have grown old, and realizing that means you are too. Or so my friends who are Tennessee fans tell me. The last few years of Phil Fulmer's reign as coach of the Vols have been like that. He's ...

SEC Football Preview: More Than Just Hot Chicks And Racist Fans

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

It's time for the 2008 college football season, and that means it's time for me to start (faux) gambling again! Risking your hard earned cash on pro sports is a sucker's bet, if you want the real money, you gamble on student-athletes who aren't getting paid. That's the true spirit ...