Who’s Your Caddie? Me.

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Dear Tiger, I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag. Look no further. I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...

Who Can Weather Brutal Conditions at the British Open?

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

With the British Open set to begin Thursday at Royal St. George's in the wonderfully named Sandwich, England, it's time to acknowledge that what we're about to watch is going to be painfully entertaining. You know how it is when scores soar at the U.S. Open (that didn't happen last year, ...

Wait, This Guy’s A Douche?

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

In news that is likely to shock the senses, the man pictured above is a total a-hole. Golfer Rory Sabbatini is allegedly getting suspended by the PGA Tour after two separate incidents of douchery at Tour events, but we can only say allegedly because the Tour keeps all disciplinary matters private. ...

The World Learns What We Already Knew

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

Celebrity has a way of dehumanizing people, which is part of the reason I have always thought it would be cool to know someone before they became famous. The old "Yeah, I remember when that guy was a regular schmoe just like me." (I've also thought it would be cool ...

Dustin Johnson Clearly Pissed Off The Golf Gods

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

The best argument against golf isn't that it's boring or snooty, it's that, if you play long enough, you're going to get your guts ripped out at some point. The average duffer just has to deal with too many bad shots and chasing the big fish that is breaking 80, ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Dustin Keller hypes it up on Twitter - Fantasy Knuckleheads The most valuable teams and individuals in sports - Forbes Did Mark Ingram break NCAA rules too? - TMZ Tito Ortiz's comeback fight will be at UFC 121 against Matt Hamill - Fanhouse Michael Beasley smoked too much pot in Miami. And I just ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

WTF? - With Leather Tiger is back at Bay Hill - No Guts, No Glory That's what you get for having a left-handed shortstop - Outside the Boxscore Todd Helton will be a Rockie forever. And also a possible steroids guy - Sparty and Friends Some one is letting Evander Holyfield's corpse fight again? ...