Who Sucks Most?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Congratulations, Detroit Lions! With your thrilling 19-14 victory over the Washington Football Club on Sunday, you removed the mantle of Crappiest Team in Football from your backs. The question -- which is not very easily answered -- now becomes, who sucks most? To me, it seems likes there is no clear-cut choice ...

Would The Raiders Draft A Quarterback?

Monday, September 28th, 2009

The Oakland Raiders were spanked by the Denver Broncos at home yesterday, 23-3. Just to run this by you again: A Kyle Orton-led team slapped around a team with a former No. 1 overall draft pick as its quarterback. To quote Vince Lombardi (as I often do), "What the hell ...

Richard Seymour Unhappy With Trade To Raiders

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

In what might be the least surprising news of the last 20 years, defensive end Richard Seymour is apparently unhappy with the fact that he was traded to the Oakland Raiders by the New England Patriots. I guess heading from a perennial Super Bowl contender to Al Davis' mad scientist-like ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By 19.19

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

TheBaker’s Dozen: Favre, Swine Flu And Sonya Blade

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

1. I hate Brett Favre. I used to have an adversarial respect for him, being a Bears fan and all, but now this is just getting ridiculous. Talk about an attention whore. Oh, and Jay Glazer just bodyslammed the ESPN weasel trio of Schefter-Mortensen-Clayton at the same time, by not ...

TheBaker’s NFL Preview: Oakland Raiders

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Four coaches in four years. Four quarterbacks in four years. An average of just under four wins a season during that four-year stretch. That's not the type of forward movement Al Davis and Oakland Raiders fans are looking for.  Davis used to make the Raiders relevant. Now, he's made them inconsequential. But it's not ...

Blog Roll Call

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Something a little different with the link dump today. I've linked every blog in our blog roll that's still posting regularly. That's right all of them. In alphabetical order. So please read them because it took me ninety fucking minutes to do this whole thing. Well if Charlie Batch said it.... ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...