Carson Palmer to be traded to Arizona Cardinals

Monday, April 1st, 2013

The Arizona Cardinals are reportedly close to acquiring quarterback Carson Palmer from the Oakland Raiders. Rumors of such a move have been swirling for several days, but after the Raiders shipped two draft picks to the Seattle Seahawks in exchange for Matt Flynn, Palmer's exit was all but assured. Reports suggest ...

Brown and Rice’s claims of Super Bowl sabotage absurd

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

As we've seen in the last month in the wake of certain traumatic national events, it's not too hard to get a conspiracy theory going. But these theories are generally easy to laugh off because they are started by anonymous idiots whose parents should have stuck to masturbation. But this week ...

Raiders defense continues putrid play

Monday, November 12th, 2012

They say Al Davis is dead, but from the looks of it he's been playing Bernie Lomax-style on the Raiders defense the past two weeks. (If you think that's a low blow, Raider Nation, at least I'm not running fake field goals against you when I'm up 24 points in ...

Who Is The NFL Chumpstain Of The Week?

Monday, October 24th, 2011

If Week 7 of the NFL season could be summed up in one phrase, it would be this: Holy crap, that was awful. How does one even go about picking the week's worst performance? Given the tallness of the task, we'll list all of the potential candidates and let you the reader ...

Terrelle Pryor Is Worth Oakland’s Third Round Pick

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Former Ohio State quarterback and currently suspended NFL draftee Terrelle Pryor getting drafted by Oakland is so obvious I can't believe I didn't think of it when Pryor declared for the supplemental draft. It's a perfect relationship, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a Chargers ...

The Draft Needs Of All 32 NFL Teams

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Thursday night will open the 2011 NFL Draft as the first round will get underway from Radio City Music Hall in New York City. We will be live blogging the event and as a primer, we put together a list of the needs of all 32 teams . We've listed ...

Al Davis Is Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who is still alive thanks to nightly readings of the Necronomicon and the daily drinking of virgin blood (or so we hear), hired a new coach on Tuesday. Yes, Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson was promoted to the big job, but more importantly, Davis used ...

Where Will The Philadelphia Eagles Send Kevin Kolb?

Friday, November 19th, 2010

It has become increasingly apparently that, barring an incredibly turn of events, Michael Vick will be the quarterback of the future in Philadelphia. That leaves now-backup quarterback, Kevin Kolb sitting by with a big contract and no playing time. That's not a good situation for the Eagles money-wise, since they'll ...