No More Nomar?

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Despite his willingness to play another season, at 36-years old it might all be over for Nomar Garciaparra. The six-time All-Star is currently on the outside looking in on the free agent market this winter, as no one has been calling for his services. Several reports have said that he's planning ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By UFC 101 and Kenny Florian’s Awesomeness

Friday, August 7th, 2009

No disrespect to BJ Penn, but Kenny Florian is the official MMA fighter of Rumors and Rants for a reason. We'll most definitely be watching the title fight (and Silva/Griffin) on Saturday night...and hopefully gloating on Sunday after Ken-Flo wins hisself the belt. Dear NFL, please reconsider the banishment of Twitter ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Bill Gillespie

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Today's link dump is brought to you by the OTHER Bill Gillespie. Chief Bill Gillespie, that is. What, you don't watch In the Heat of the Night at noon on a weekday? Loser. Just give up and sign with LA, Lamar. Jeez - Sharapova's Thigh Now this is a fucking KO. No ...

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Today's link dump is brought to you by Sloan, or Emmanuelle Chriqui, who needs a nickname in a bad way. I'd call her "Manny" if we were, you know, cool I was JUST complaining about how no one makes these anymore - The Legend of Cecilio Guante Matt Holliday to the Cardinals ...

Twitter May Yet Cure Barry Zito

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Barry Zito sucks. There, I said it (again). Since signing a seven-year, $126 million contract with the San Francisco Giants, he's put up some gaudy numbers. And not in the good way. In 2007, Zito finished 11-13 with a 4.53 ERA, before going 10-17 in 2008 with a 5.15 ERA. So ...

Sense Has Stopped Being Made

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The sporting world appears to have taken David Byrne's words to heart, because this week things have officially stopped making sense. We can only hope general managers in oversized suits aren't far behind. A few noticeable items: - The Monday Night Football game between the Cardinals and 49ers should have had ...

Thirty-One Reasons July Sucks

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Last year I made the case that August was the worst sports month on the calendar. July, 2008, has proved me wrong. Seriously, this has been the lamest month for sports in my lifetime. There have been no compelling stories, so the media and blogosphere have been buzzing with lame, ...