Chip Kelly the lone reasonable post-Miles plan for LSU

Monday, November 23rd, 2015

Lil' Jon has a song called "Get Outta Your Mind," and if I didn't know better I would assume it is the favorite tune of members of the LSU Board of Supervisors who are intent on making this Les Miles' final year in Baton Rouge despite the fact it will ...

Dancing Drew Stanton wins NFL Week 10 internet

Monday, November 16th, 2015

The Arizona Cardinals went a long way towards wrapping up the NFC West on Sunday night, taking a 3-game lead in the division with seven games remaining thanks to a 39-32 win in Seattle. But the One True Champion of Sunday night, and all of Week 10 in the NFL, was ...

Jay Cutler surpasses Sid Luckman in Bears record book

Tuesday, November 10th, 2015

For the vast majority of NFL teams, "the greatest quarterback in franchise history" played sometime within the last 30 years. The passing game has advanced leaps and bounds in that era, so it makes sense. There are exceptions, of course -- you could argue that the Cowboys and Steelers have to ...

Sources: John Harbaugh is exploring other coaching opportunities

Thursday, November 5th, 2015

Despite public assurances that everything is good between John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens, we have been told exclusively that the 53-year-old is open to and even discussing other head coaching opportunities. Two well-placed sources, who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, claim Harbaugh's representatives are exploring several ...

Browns fan ranks every loss since 1999 in order of pain

Wednesday, October 28th, 2015

If you are grasping for something to be thankful for this week, a good place to start is "not a Cleveland Browns fan." But if you are a Browns fan, worry not! We've found something for you that is a much more fruitful use of your time than leaping off the ...

Report: Bills forgot to charge batteries for QB headset

Sunday, October 25th, 2015

The Buffalo Bills were fresh out of batteries but still making noise in their 34-31 loss to the Jaguars in London. Unfortunately, that noise was static in the wireless headset between quarterback EJ Manuel and offensive coordinator Greg Roman, which does not help the cause when you're already as challenged ...

Chargers could be missing four starting linemen in Week 4

Friday, October 2nd, 2015

The San Diego Chargers have struggled mightily protecting quarterback Philip Rivers and opening lanes for rookie running back Melvin Gordon so far this season. Don't expect that trend to be reversed on Sunday when the 1-2 Bolts welcome the 1-2 Cleveland Browns to town. As of Friday afternoon it looks like ...

Bears wave white flag with trades of Allen, Bostic

Tuesday, September 29th, 2015

Not even the French have ever capitulated this quickly. Three weeks into the the 2015 season, the Chicago Bears have come to official grips with what anyone who has watched them this year already knows: they suck. So the Bears are punting on the '15 campaign -- which given Pat O'Donnell's ...