Playoff Betting: Don’t Fall Victim to Perception

Friday, January 7th, 2011

On Saturday afternoon, perhaps the worst NFL team ever to make the playoffs in the modern era will take the field against the defending Super Bowl champs.  Are the Seahawks bad?  Yes.  Utterly god awful?  Check.  Lack star power and dynamic playmakers?  Touche.  So why on earth would any sane ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

I'm ignoring many facts and circumstance and everything, but whaddya know, a Calipari player with academic issues? - Strait Pinkie Stuff UK should have known about, too - Ballin' is a Habit I didn't know for sure until January, but man, parents these days are f**cking pansies - No Guts, No Glory I ...

Bush To Seahawks?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

To this point, the entirety of my Rumors and Rants career has consisted of rants. (And two link dumps). But now that I've become privy to some information that people actually might care about, I am proud to present you with my first rumor. A legitimate dude who has a close ...

Super Bowl Ironies

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

A few leftover notes from this year's Super Bowl: - How fitting is it that the two players most responsible for breaking Colts fans' hearts in this year's Super Bowl were rooted on by the very same fans in their collegiate careers? Purdue alum Drew Brees was the MVP of the game, ...

I Swear I’m Not Gloating

Monday, February 8th, 2010

For those not aware, I'm a southern California native stuck in the frigid confines of the Hoosier State. For the past six years I've had to hear from everyone how great the Colts are. Every season it's the same thing. Some choice quotes I hear every year: "Peyton Manning is ...

Hot Tub Time Machine Brings Us Criminal QBs And Defeats

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

So I’m sitting in this hot tub with three other middle-aged dudes, getting drunk, having a blast and then BAM! all of the sudden the water starts spinning and the next thing I know we’re in 1986. Sounds retarded, right? Well ladies and gentlemen, I give you the premise for “Hot Tub ...

Your Official Ridiculous Colts’ Super Bowl XLIV E-Mail Thread

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Every group has one. That one nut. A crazed fan who spouts off stats more than The Situation lifts his shirt. I have a friend who qualifies. He is without a doubt the most ridiculous sports fan I've ever encountered. I swear, if this kid put half as much effort into ...

Link Dump!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Patrick Patterson is coming back? Maybe? Possibly? - Strait Pinkie Did Norv Turner deserve his contract extension? Will I make every link a question? - No Guts, No Glory The 19 all-time greatest Tiger-related shirts - Busted Coverage The Giants lowballed the crap out of Tim Lincecum - Sharapova's Thigh Your daily Mark Sanchez ...