Klay Thompson suffers concussion-like symptoms ‘after’ win

Thursday, May 28th, 2015

To be filed under "How Convenient:" With nine minutes left in Golden State's series-clinching win over Houston, guard Klay Thompson took a knee to the head after pump-faking Trevor Ariza out of his jockstrap. It was quite a blow, as Thompson started bleeding from the ear like Ricardo Montalban had put ...

Meet David Blatt, bold fighter pilot

Monday, May 11th, 2015

A day after committing a pair of decisions that would have been characterized as "boners" back in the day when they weren't just a thing in your pants, Cleveland Cavaliers coach David Blatt was on the defensive trying to justify his actions against the Bulls late in Game 4 of ...

Rockets dead horse emoji doesn’t go over so well

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Sports teams try to use Twitter as a way to be edgy and funny since younger fans tend to use that medium, and it's old peoples understanding that young people enjoy things that are edgy and funny. Some teams, the Los Angeles Kings and Atlanta Hawks being among the most notable, ...

Report: Frank Vogel ‘coaching for his job’ with Indiana Pacers

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014

The Indiana Pacers were one of the NBA's best teams all season and head coach Frank Vogel was seen as a major reason why the young roster had come together so well. The Pacers started the year 40-11, but now, just a few weeks later, it appears Vogel may be ...

Chris Bosh’s Pants Are…Just Peachy?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

I want to see the Miami Heat lose every game they play, so I haven't necessarily minded that the team has been without Chris Bosh for several games in these playoffs. After seeing his ensemble on Monday night, however, I plan on writing Mr. Bosh a get-well-soon card in an ...

A Letter To Kyle Korver

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Dear Kyle, What's up my Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker? The other day my buddy was saying something about you playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, and I was all like "No way dawg, there's no way I wouldn't notice an Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker on the basketball court." But then I looked it up, and ...

Watch Your Language

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

WARNING: The following post contains offensive language. But that's what the internet was made for, so deal with it. In the past month, two NBA players — Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah — have both been heavily fined by David Stern and universally chided for using the term "fucking faggot" after ...

Important Observations From Bulls-Heat Game 1

Monday, May 16th, 2011

- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...