Friday, May 27th, 2011
Dear Kyle,
What's up my Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker?
The other day my buddy was saying something about you playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, and I was all like "No way dawg, there's no way I wouldn't notice an Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker on the basketball court."
But then I looked it up, and ...
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Tuesday, May 24th, 2011
WARNING: The following post contains offensive language. But that's what the internet was made for, so deal with it.
In the past month, two NBA players — Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah — have both been heavily fined by David Stern and universally chided for using the term "fucking faggot" after ...
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Monday, May 16th, 2011
- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...
Posted in Chicago Bulls, Miami Heat, NBA | 2 Comments »
Thursday, May 5th, 2011
Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest was suspended one game without pay today for a foul committed against Dallas Mavericks guard J.J. Barea late in Game 2 last night. With 24.4 second left in the Mavericks 93-81 win last night, Artest essentially clotheslined Barea as the pint-sized guard handled the ...
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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
We have documented before on this website the pox that one Dick Stockton seems to have brought upon Chicago athletics any time he calls a game. Or at least any time he calls a Cubs game, as he did for both of their wildly unsuccessful postseason trips in 2007 and ...
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Monday, May 2nd, 2011
Chicago Bulls forward Carlos Boozer is currently saddled with turf toe and sat out practice on Friday and Saturday. Despite the extremely painful injury, Boozer will apparently try to play in the opening game of Chicago's second round series against the Atlanta Hawks tonight.
Boozer participated in part of Chicago's practice ...
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Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
On Sunday afternoon the Los Angeles Lakers dropped the opener of their first round series against the New Orleans Hornets 109-100. The fact that the Lakers were at home and played like absolute crap should be comforting to no one. But the solution for the Lakers is fairly simple: Get ...
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
While we can all enjoy a good laugh over Ron Artest's awful shot selection, his goofy antics and impeccable interview etiquette but now is the time things will get very serious for Ron Ron. The Los Angeles Lakers pursued Artest for the better part of three seasons. They explored trades ...
Posted in Los Angeles Lakers, NBA, NBA Finals | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
Question: What's the only thing stupider than casting Jake Gyllenhall as a Persian warrior?
Answer: Trying to tie it into the NBA Playoffs!
For the past couple of years, it seems like blockbuster movies have been trying to tie themselves in to sporting events by running stupid promos that act as previews ...
Posted in Hick Flick's ramblings, NBA Playoffs | 6 Comments »
Monday, May 17th, 2010
After all the questions about Kobe Bryant's health entering Monday night's Western Conference Finals opener against the Phoenix Suns, it seemed like the Los Angeles Lakers might be doomed. Um, nope.
The Lakers crushed the Suns 128-107 thanks to a huge night offensively for No. 24.
Bryant had his knee drained and ...
Posted in Kobe Bryant, NBA, NBA Playoffs | 4 Comments »
