Chris Bosh’s Pants Are…Just Peachy?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

I want to see the Miami Heat lose every game they play, so I haven't necessarily minded that the team has been without Chris Bosh for several games in these playoffs. After seeing his ensemble on Monday night, however, I plan on writing Mr. Bosh a get-well-soon card in an ...

A Letter To Kyle Korver

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Dear Kyle, What's up my Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker? The other day my buddy was saying something about you playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, and I was all like "No way dawg, there's no way I wouldn't notice an Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker on the basketball court." But then I looked it up, and ...

Watch Your Language

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

WARNING: The following post contains offensive language. But that's what the internet was made for, so deal with it. In the past month, two NBA players — Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah — have both been heavily fined by David Stern and universally chided for using the term "fucking faggot" after ...

Important Observations From Bulls-Heat Game 1

Monday, May 16th, 2011

- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...

Ron Artest Suspended One Game For Flagrant Foul

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest was suspended one game without pay today for a foul committed against Dallas Mavericks guard J.J. Barea late in Game 2 last night. With 24.4 second left in the Mavericks 93-81 win last night, Artest essentially clotheslined Barea as the pint-sized guard handled the ...

Return of the Dick

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

We have documented before on this website the pox that one Dick Stockton seems to have brought upon Chicago athletics any time he calls a game. Or at least any time he calls a Cubs game, as he did for both of their wildly unsuccessful postseason trips in 2007 and ...

Carlos Boozer Will Try To Play For Chicago Bulls Tonight

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Chicago Bulls forward Carlos Boozer is currently saddled with turf toe and sat out practice on Friday and Saturday. Despite the extremely painful injury, Boozer will apparently try to play in the opening game of Chicago's second round series against the Atlanta Hawks tonight. Boozer participated in part of Chicago's practice ...