Bob Stoops meets The Dude (a dramatization)

Friday, June 21st, 2013

Bob Stoops returned to his home Wednesday to learn that someone had broken into it and stolen his car in the middle of the night. We took the liberty of imagining what the hunt for his missing vehicle might look like -- and it bears a remarkable resemblance to the plot ...

It Happened Again

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Years from now, USC's 36-7 loss to Oregon State in Corvallis will probably just be a hilarious footnote from a very odd season for the Southern California Trojans. Probation, no bowl games, and terrible defense (despite the presence of Monte Kiffin) will probably get most of the press. But USC losing ...

Kiffin, USC Finally Make Another Coaching Hire

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Since he took the job as head football coach at the University of Southern California Lane Kiffin has been a busy man. He deftly avoided being lynched in Knoxville, dodged a fistfight with the perpetually annoying T.J. Simers, has managed to solidify all 14 of the Trojans' committed recruits ...

Your College Football Bowls Preview Part Eight

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Here's a travesty for you: how the hell did Colt McCoy beat out Case Keenum for the O'Brien Award? A quick statistical comparison: Colt McCoy: 3,512 yards, 27 TD, 12 INT, 7.5 YPA, 30 sacks, 147.46 rating Case Keenum: 5,449 yards, 43 TD, 9 INT, 8.27 YPA, 16 sacks, 159.28 rating And Keenum ...

College Football Link Dump!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

While I'm waiting for this slow execution that is the Vikings/Packers game so the BCS rankings can come out, I figured I'd link some newspaper and blog reactions to the bigger games of the weekend. Then Dexter is on, and NO ONE bothers me during my stories. Hey, Indiana fan, did ...

Your Week Six College Football Scores

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Gameday is just starting, and I'm on my way to yet another expecting parents class with the wife. I will, in fact, be very well entertained today, just not with football until 2:45 or so. I'll be updating all day to see how badly I failed ...

Your Week Five College Football Picks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Record after week four: 50-28, 39-38-1 AS 12 pm ET (22) Michigan (4-0) at Michigan State (1-3) (+2) Wow, MSU got way worse in one season. Who knew Brian Hoyer was so valuable? Actually, I'm not even sure that's his name. It was some dude for State last year who was super mediocre, ...