Joe Mauer and Maddie Bisanz expecting twins

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

Considering that Joe Mauer is the franchise player for Minnesota's baseball team, I guess it's only fitting that he's going to have a set of twins. The Twins confirmed Wednesday night that Mauer and his wife Maddie are expecting their first children, and it will be a set of twins Mauer ...

Jim Thome Traded To Cleveland Indians (UPDATED)

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

The Cleveland Indians claimed Minnesota Twins slugger Jim Thome off waivers on Wednesday, and now the teams are engaged in trade talks. Thome has a no-trade clause and his preference would be to land with the Philadelphia Phillies, but he began his career with the Indians and if a deal ...

Jim Thome Blasts 600th Home Run

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

World's Greatest Living Peorian Jim Thome (apologies to Joe Girardi) moved up in baseball's record books on Monday night by becoming the eighth player in big-league history to hit his 600th career home run. There will be no HBO special to capture the chase to this accomplishment (as far as ...

Baltimore Orioles And J.J. Hardy Close To Three-Year Extension

Friday, July 15th, 2011

The Baltimore Orioles have been trying to figure out who they will be able to make available via trade this month. One piece of that puzzle appears to have been solved, as the O's and shortstop J.J. Hardy are nearing an extension. Hardy was sent to the Orioles by the Minnesota ...

Madison Bumgarner Had A Rough Night

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

In case you haven't noticed, we tend to revel in the misfortunes of others around here. Tuesday night provided yet another opportunity to do just that. San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Madison Bumgarner just didn't have it Tuesday night. The 21-year-old left-hander got absolutely blasted by the Minnesota Twins. Seriously, the ...

Yankees-Twins Highlights

Friday, October 8th, 2010

This highlight packaged demonstrates what it has been like to watch the Yankees and Twins when they meet in the playoffs every damn year. Courtesy of St. Paul's own Charles Schulz.

Link Dump!

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Diplomatic trash talk heading into USA v. England. No, I mean these are real diplomats - Deadspin Rex Ryan: motivating the US soccer team. Go, F-cking Overlords of Death! - Kissing Suzy Kolber Your fantasy football defense rankings for 2010 - Fantasy Knuckleheads Did Strasburg hit 103 last night? - DC Sports Bog Apparently ...