Monday, June 22nd, 2009
1. Los Angeles Clippers - Blake Griffin, PF (Oklahoma)
Duh. Not even the Clippers can botch this one...I think. Griffin is this year’s prize. After him, the draft starts to taste a lot like Coors Light - watered down.
Local take: Mark Heisler of the Los Angeles Times.
2. Memphis Grizzlies - Hasheem ...
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the NBA: Homegrown Edition. And no, that doesn't mean a league where Bonzi Wells, Melo, Damon Stoudemire, Zach Randolph and Darius Miles score by taking bong hits.
I'll explain.
The NBA Draft Lottery was holding to form on Tuesday. The order was working up until Memphis ...
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Monday, February 23rd, 2009
A couple of weeks ago we told you that Kelvin Sampson cursed the Milwaukee Bucks with his mere presence. Maybe you were a skeptic and didn't believe us. You think curses are kid stuff for silly people.
But Bango believes.
Who is Bango?
He's only been the Bucks' mascot since 1977. And for ...
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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
In these tough economic times, some professional sports teams have had to look for alternative ways to generate capital and stay afloat. Raising ticket prices isn’t really an option for many franchises as cost-conscious spectators are less likely to shell out top bucks. Plus, it would look like a cash ...
Posted in Celebs Wasting Money, David Letterman, International Soccer, NBA, Richard Simmons, Robbie Williams | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
When Scott Skiles decided to hire Kelvin Sampson to be his assistant coach in Milwaukee prior to this season, he probably didn't think it was much of a risk. Sure, Ole Assholeface may have been cast out of the collegiate game for his transgressions at Oklahoma and Indiana, but he ...
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
In case you weren't aware, I hate Kelvin Sampson so much that picturing him suffering like Sisyphus in Milwaukee doesn't even bring a smile to my face. His name only exits my mouth on rare occasions, usually preceded by the type of unhinged cursing reserved only for the San Diego ...
Posted in Assholeface, College Basketball, Ill Behaved Individuals, Indiana University, Kelvin Sampson, Milwaukee Bucks, NBA, NCAA Rules | 5 Comments »
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
Those masters of marketing over at the NBA Scheduling Department have come up with a doozy for us here in Middle America, especially for those of us with ties to both Indiana and the Chicago Bulls.
The NBA released its schedules for next season, and the Bulls will open with ...
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