Mike Shanahan: Robert Griffin III won’t play unless he’s 100 percent

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Washington Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan took a lot of flack for playing rookie quarterback Robert Griffin III while he was not completely healthy last season. In the end, RG3 ended up getting hurt even worse as a result, tearing his right ACL, which required reconstructive surgery. Shanahan was unapologetic for ...

NFL things we learned this weekend

Monday, January 7th, 2013

Excitement was nearly non-existent in this year's NFL Wild Card round, which featured four fairly dull games. Even the expected awesome showdown between rookie sensations Robert Griffin III and Russell Wilson turned out to be a dud when we ended up with half a RG3 in the second half. However, an ...

Someone Please Remind the Redskins They Suck

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

It started innocuously enough this preseason with Rex Grossman, who proclaimed that the Washington Redskins were the team to beat in the NFC East. We all had a hearty chuckle and said, "Oh, that Rex." Trouble is the Skins haven't stopped talking ridiculous nonsense ever since. First, there was DeAngelo Hall chiming in ...

Rex Grossman Is In Midseason Form

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Remember when Washington Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan went out on a limb last year and benched six-time Pro Bowler Donovan McNabb and inserted Rex Grossman in his place? Well, clearly Shanahan has been rewarded for his confidence in the Sex Cannon. Grossman showed up to Redskins camp sporting a brand ...

Julio Jones To The Washington Redskins?

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

As we approach the date of the 2011 NFL Draft, remarkably few things have really fallen into place. But one result that almost every expert is taking as a forgone conclusion is that the Washington Redskins will select Alabama wide receiver Julio Jones with the 10th overall pick. Seriously, try ...

Al Davis Is Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who is still alive thanks to nightly readings of the Necronomicon and the daily drinking of virgin blood (or so we hear), hired a new coach on Tuesday. Yes, Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson was promoted to the big job, but more importantly, Davis used ...

Cam Newton To The Washington Redskins?

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

The Washington Redskins pick 10th in the 2011 NFL draft, and with a ton of holes on the roster they could literally go anywhere with that selection. Obviously the team's marriage to Donovan McNabb has fallen apart and if you believe they're going to hitch their wagon to Rex Grossman ...

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Washington Rex-skins!

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Frankly, I didn't even know Rex Grossman was still playing professional football. Apparently the king of the "ill-advised-off-his-back-foot-in-to-coverage" pass was doing something for the Houston Texans last season (backup holder maybe?). Well now the Washington Redskins, bastions of wise free agent decisions, have signed "The Sex Cannon" to a one-year ...