Time To Wave The W(hite) Flag In Wrigley

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Everyone was waiting for the Chicago Cubs to put it together. A defending division champion with a payroll of $140 million should certainly contend, right? But the Cubs limped to the All-Star Break with an astonishingly mediocre 43-43 record. Sure slugging third baseman Aramis Ramirez had been out two months, ...

Apparently, Canadians call it a monobrow

Friday, September 26th, 2008

The hottest new sensation at FunnyorDie.com stars Cubs funny guy Ryan Dempster and various other teammates. So I guess that makes all of them funny guys. But we've had good experiences partying with Dempster in the past, so I gave him the top billing. That's how Hollywood works. Anyhow, pop some ...