Woe Is Miami

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Patrick Dorsey, presumably no relation to Ken, penned an excellent ESPN Page 2 column on Monday which detailed the sheer hell that comes with being a Miami sports fan. But Patrick didn't quite go far enough when he said that Miami is on its way to becoming America's Most Miserable Sports ...

Important Observations From Bulls-Heat Game 1

Monday, May 16th, 2011

- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...

Doc Rivers “Probably Will” Be Back Next Year

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

The Boston Celtics were smacked around by the Miami Heat in a five-game series that ended the Celtics' hopes of returning to the NBA Finals for the third time in four years. Miami's 97-87 win Wednesday night, gave the Heat at 4-1 series win over the defending Eastern Conference champions. Thoughts ...

Cleveland Finally Gets One To Go Its Way

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

It's been a long time coming for the city of Cleveland. After years, hell, decades of repeated setbacks, the city finally got the big win it has been waiting for. Last night the Cavaliers ripped the visiting Miami Heat and LeBron James 102-90 in what had to be the most ...

Chicago is Poised to Run Away With the East

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

This post isn't going to be about Derrick Rose deserving to be the NBA's Most Valuable Player. It's also not going to be about Tom Thibodeau being a legitimate candidate for the league's Coach of the Year. But given the flow of the forthcoming words those two points should be completely, ...

How Will The Erik Spoelstra Era End?

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

It's only speculation at this point to say that Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra is out at some point. It's obvious, rampant, and only logical given the Stan Van Gundy precedent, yet still just speculation at this point. It sure as hell seems like Spoelstra isn't going to survive the ...

The Miami Heat Lose Third Straight

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

Tony Parker returned to the San Antonio Spurs Friday night just in time to participate in the team's utter destruction of the Miami Heat. To be more specific, what the Spurs did to the Heat is most often referred to as a curb-stomping. San Antonio did whatever it wanted, whenever ...

Mike Bibby Heading To Miami Heat?

Monday, February 28th, 2011

Well, the Miami Heat are already rumored to be picking up one recently bought out player in Troy Murphy and it appears another is on the way. Mike Bibby has reportedly agreed to a buyout with the Washington Wizards and plans on taking his talents to South Beach. While Murphy still ...