Which winning streak will end first?

Monday, March 4th, 2013

Streaking hasn't been this in vogue since the '70s. This weekend saw the Chicago Blackhawks start the season with a 22nd straight game without a regulation loss and the Miami Heat win their 14th straight. And they aren't the only ones who are red-hot right now. Louisiana Tech is the hottest ...

LeBron James Has Epic Put-Back Dunk on Boston Celtics

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

LeBron answered a lot of questions about himself Thursday night. He scored 45 points, grabbed 15 rebounds and dished out five assists in the Miami Heat's 98-79 win over the Boston Celtics in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals. James was on fire from the start and the Heat led ...

Chris Bosh’s Pants Are…Just Peachy?

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

I want to see the Miami Heat lose every game they play, so I haven't necessarily minded that the team has been without Chris Bosh for several games in these playoffs. After seeing his ensemble on Monday night, however, I plan on writing Mr. Bosh a get-well-soon card in an ...

Could Galaxy Gaffe Cost Obama Election?

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

I didn't think there was any chance I'd be voting for Mitt Romney this November, but then again I wasn't counting on Barack Obama making a disastrous gaffe that could lead to a Reagan or FDR-style landslide. Obama had the defending MLS Cup champion LA Galaxy at the Oval Office on ...

NBA’s Noche Latina Is Muy Dumb

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

If you half-ass anything in life, you end up looking like a complete ass. I'm not sure if that is a line from my dad or one I just made up myself, but there's no question the NBA has continued making a complete ass of itself over its "Noche Latina" promotion, ...

What The Bucks?

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

The most mystifying sub-.500 team in the NBA this year is surely the Milwaukee Bucks, who knocked off the Heat for the second time in little over a week on Wednesday night. (If you are mystified by the Knicks being under .500, you know less about basketball than anyone should ...

Woe Is Miami

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Patrick Dorsey, presumably no relation to Ken, penned an excellent ESPN Page 2 column on Monday which detailed the sheer hell that comes with being a Miami sports fan. But Patrick didn't quite go far enough when he said that Miami is on its way to becoming America's Most Miserable Sports ...