Matt Stairs: Canadian Baseball Robot

Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

Matt Stairs is hardly what any of us would call a physical specimen, unless we happened to be Jared before he took the first trip to the Subway beneath his apartment. That's a true story. He lived above Subway. Make it a Burger King and he'd have been craned out ...

Stairs-way To Heaven

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Seriously, Matt Stairs? That’s what you’re asking yourself if you’re a Los Angeles Dodgers fan. Against a lineup with the likes of Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley and Pat Burrell, you get beat by 40-year old Matt Stairs? No one could have seen this coming. Well, no one besides Hickey's cousin ...