Michael Beasley Is Obviously Still Getting High

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Minnesota Timberwolves forward Michael Beasley has had well-known issues with the hippie lettuce in his past. Obviously those problems can't be completely in the past though. During an interview with Timberwolves.com Beasley told Jonah Ballow the following: "Honestly, and I know a lot of people are not going to like that fact ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Emmanuelle Chriqui

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Today's link dump is brought to you by Sloan, or Emmanuelle Chriqui, who needs a nickname in a bad way. I'd call her "Manny" if we were, you know, cool I was JUST complaining about how no one makes these anymore - The Legend of Cecilio Guante Matt Holliday to the Cardinals ...

Ass Media

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Some of you may be reading this post because you are optimistic that it will have something to do with delicious heinie. Sorry to let you down, but we have other places on this site for you to find such material. No, my friends, this is merely a play on the ...

Michael Phelps and Sumo Wrestlers Have Something in Common

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Not sure if you've heard or not, but some fellow named Michael Phelps, the man of eight gold medals in the most recent Summer Olympics, had his picture taken while smoking pot at a party in South Carolina and the media are making a big deal about it. ...Like he's the ...

From The Files of Police Squad

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Outside of sports, the thing I like reading about the most is anything that can be tagged "stupid criminals" or "news of the weird." Actually, to be honest, I like those stories even more than sports. There just isn't much of a market for beat writers in news of the ...