Leryn Franco Pictures: Best of the Paraguayan Olympian

Monday, August 6th, 2012

If you don't know who Leryn Franco is by now, you've probably been living on another planet. If so, that's amazing, how the hell did you manage that? But in case you've somehow missed out on learning about one of the world's hottest Olympians, here's a little bit of background on ...

Most Glorious Day For North Korea

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

In an effort to make some extra dough at Rumors and Rants, we've decided to make a foray into public relations writing. Our first client is the People's Republic of Korea. Wednesday mark a great day in the most glorious history of Democratic People's Republic of Korea! In greatest athletic feat since ...

United States Soccer Fails to Qualify for Olympics

Monday, March 26th, 2012

The United States' soccer team will not be headed to the Olympics thanks to an epic goalkeeping gaffe. The U.S. Under-23 team tied El Salvador 3-3 on Monday night, ending its Olympic dream, but the play that cost them a trip to London will be remembered for quite some time. Young keeper ...