This Kyle Orton Character Might Actually Be Decent

Monday, October 13th, 2008

This is the first of two random, subjective quarterback evaluations we have from the same game. Let us begin. We know how fashionable it's been over the last couple years to dog on whichever quarterback the Bears are trotting out there every Sunday. In fact, it's pretty fun. Admittedly, it's more fun ...

Kyle Orton Reminds Us Just How Awful the Lions Remain

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Yep, we totally agree that mercifully firing Matt Millen was both a long time coming and much needed. But that obviously doesn't change anything that's going on with the Detroit Lions. That is particularly obvious when you let Bears quarterback Kyle Orton roll you up for 334 yards in the air ...

So much to say

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I never thought I'd title a post with a reference to Dave Matthews (unless it involved something along the lines of literally dumping shit into the Chicago River). Then again, I never figured that Rumors and Rants would turn into some fancy, classy looking operation, which Phillips has single-handedly managed ...

Prepare to get KO’d, NFL

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I hope Timbaland is working on a Super Bowl Shuffle remix, because the Chicago Bears have officially entrusted their offense into the hands of one Kyle Raymond Orton. Now the only thing missing is an offensive line, running back and wide receivers. (Fortunately the Bears should have three solid tight ...

We Can’t Wait For The Fall

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

While the summer is great and all, it kind of sucks on the sports front. Everything slows down to a crawl with the lengthy basketball playoffs and the slow-paced trudge that are the dog days of the baseball season. But just around the bend is what likely comprises the greatest ...