Insert McCoy Pun Here: Texas 49, UCLA 20

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Texas solved its quarterback problem in their road win over UCLA by putting in Case McCoy and a little bit of David Ash. McCoy is former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy's younger brother in case you've never heard of ESPN, the AP, or any other sports media outlet. McCoy et al. were ...

Rick Neuheisel Should Probably Stop His Postgame “Pep Talks”

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Following UCLA's 35-0 loss to Stanford at the Rose Bowl on Saturday, Bruins' head coach Rick Neuheisel gave his traditional postgame pep talk to the Bruin faithful in the stands. Los Angeles Times columnist, and noted moron, Bill Plaschke said Neuheisel sounded "futile." While it might be hard to sound "peppy" ...

Your Week Seven College Football Scores

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Once again, Gameday is starting on ESPN, and this time I'm still asleep. We'll be updating from the Rumors and Rants War Room/Man Cave all afternoon this week, since it's homecoming and the biggest game of the year for everyone on this here site's alma mater: Indiana ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...