Video: Jozy Altidore scores hat trick against Bosnia-Herzegovina

Thursday, August 15th, 2013

Just when it looked like the United States men's national soccer team's record win streak was headed down the toilet on the road in Europe, Jozy Altidore showed up to save the day. Trailing 2-0 at the half against Bosnia-Herzegovina, the United States rallied for a 4-3 win thanks to three ...

Jozy Altidore headed to Sunderland

Friday, July 5th, 2013

United States forward Jozy Altidore has finally worked out where he will be playing in the upcoming season. The 23-year-old striker will be transferred from Dutch club AZ Alkmaar to Barclays Premier League side Sunderland. Terms of the transfer have not been released. Earlier this week AZ Alkmaar reportedly rebuffed Sunderland's ...

Jozy Altidore’s Sick Goal Against Guadeloupe

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Tuesday night the United States advanced to the knockout stage of the Gold Cup with a 1-0 win over Guadeloupe. The scoring was supplied by 21-year-old US forward Jozy Altidore, who blasted a 25-yard cannonball into the upper-left corner of the net in the 9th minute of the match. The US ...

Katy Perry Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Katy Perry and her boobs  had a birthday party this weekend. We should all celebrate. Malcolm Gladwell says Bill Simmons should indeed be an NBA GM. And he gets the FJM treatment for it - Deadspin What we learned from week eight of college football - No Guts, No Glory Just in case ...

Altidore Makes One Hull Of A Debut

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

So the wife is out watching "The Time Traveler's Wife" with the girls, which meant I got to spend the afternoon sitting around the house in my Newcastle United jersey and basking in another win in the Championship, this time against Crystal Palace. Oh, hey, it's Bolton at Hull City. ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By 19.19

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

TheBaker’s Annual English Premier League Preview

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

The English Premier League season begins this weekend, and as you know, we hear at Rumors and Rants are big footie fans. We try to keep you in the loop each and every EPL season. And for the most part, we're wrong. We always overrate Tottenham and believe this is the ...