McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...

Big XII Preview: The Land Of Steers And Quee…Uh…Quarterbacks

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

There are many college football conferences out there, and the Big XII is definitely one of them. Thanks, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. But seriously, folks, it's time to preview the redneck cousins of the SEC's po' white trash fans and their favorite teams. Notice how ...

Jarboe Knows Rap

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Josh Jarboe is a freshman wide receiver at the University of Oklahoma with a bit of a sketchy past. Now he's YouTube-famous. I don't know much about "grillz" and "fine bitches named Sonia," but I think the Josh Jarboe guy might be on to something. Here he is showing off ...