Your Week Nine College Football Scores

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Record after week eight: 91-48, 68-70-1 AS Week 9 Picks 10 am ET: Morning! It's time for college gameday and for the first time all season, I'm probably awake. Hooray for early Saturdays! Phillips and I will be watching from (probably) Nick's in Bloomington, as we watch the Indiana/Iowa game and pray ...

Sarah Shahi Topless Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Sarah Shahi is relaxing. I could really use some relaxing right about now. The Mike Zimmer story is really, really sad. And no, the Bengals beating Baltimore on Sunday does not make it better - Shutdown Corner Jonathan Crompton is your SEC player of the week. You read that right - A ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...

Your Week Five College Football Picks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Record after week four: 50-28, 39-38-1 AS 12 pm ET (22) Michigan (4-0) at Michigan State (1-3) (+2) Wow, MSU got way worse in one season. Who knew Brian Hoyer was so valuable? Actually, I'm not even sure that's his name. It was some dude for State last year who was super mediocre, ...

Vols Fan Finally Learns How To Use The Computer

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

In keeping with the tradition of half-assed buffoonery that has become the Tennessee Volunteers football program, some "fans" decided to send death threats to quarterback Jonathan Crompton during last season's brutally bad 5-7 campaign. Crompton recently admitted he received at least two e-mailed death threats as well as a suspicious-looking ...