Oh Billy Billy Billy…

Friday, August 28th, 2009

It's been a hell of a month for former and current Kentucky basketball coaches. Everything started with former Wildcat and current Louisville coach Rick Pitino coming out and admitting he banged a crazy, crazy waitress at an Italian restaurant, then gave her money for "health insurance", aka an abortion. (How much ...

Mario Chalmers, NCAA Hero of The Decade

Friday, August 21st, 2009

On Thursday, we learned that Memphis' 2007-08 season never actually happened as the NCAA stripped away all of the program's 38 wins due to the fact that Derrick Rose was not eligible to play in any of those games -- including the Tigers' appearance in the national championship game. No ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By 19.19

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of "world's fastest man," but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he's on steroids. That's right, I said it. Now put me on ...

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Today's link dump is brought to you by Sloan, or Emmanuelle Chriqui, who needs a nickname in a bad way. I'd call her "Manny" if we were, you know, cool I was JUST complaining about how no one makes these anymore - The Legend of Cecilio Guante Matt Holliday to the Cardinals ...

Scheana Marie Jancan and Today’s Other News

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

The above photo is of Scheana Marie Jancan, who is John Mayer's new girlfriend. While I'm not a fan of his music, Mayer actually seems like a likable guy and even has a pretty good sense of humor. He's also nailing this girl after previously bagging "Friday Night Lights" minx ...

Kentucky Fans Are Expressing Their Joy in Prayer

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

You might have heard that Kentucky basketball fans are intensely excited their program hired John Calipari. Really, super duper excited. In fact, the Commonwealth is so stoked people are string words together in such a way that they vaguely resemble a poem. Who knew they could do such things? Seriously. This was ...

John Calipari is the Only Coach to Keep Kentucky Fans Happy

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

You may have heard something about the University of Kentucky looking for a basketball coach. Turns out the two years with Billy Gillispie didn't work out as well as everyone thought it would when they paraded him into town. But luckily for Kentucky, any problem can be erased with a few million ...