When Questionable Footwear Meets Joey Barton

Friday, September 9th, 2011

I hate Uggs. Can't stand them. Think they should be thrown into the Waponi Volcano along with Joe Banks. I'm no fashion critic (I leave that to my fashion designer brother), but the fluffy boots are aptly named (meaning they're ugly). I first started seeing these monstrosities while in college. Initially, it ...

Perhaps I Should Have Been a Boxer

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Pacman Jones, meet Joey Barton. Try all you want to reach the pinnacle of bad boy athletes, it’s just not going to happen. Get suspended all you want, questioned all you want, there’s little besides molesting Jessica Simpson at a team social function and shanking T.O. in the shower that will vault ...