Bill Belichick grabs official after Patriots fall to Ravens

Monday, September 24th, 2012

Everyone's favorite Napoleon complex-stricken NFL coach, Bill Belichick, was at it again on Sunday night as his mounting frustration toward the NFL replacement officials finally boiled over in a pathetic post-game display of misguided anger. In a heated battle that was chippy from the opening whistle, the Patriots found themselves winning by two scores for most of the 4th ...

Joe Flacco: The Best QB In The NFL

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Apparently someone forgot to tell Joe Flacco that April Fool's Day was on Sunday, not Tuesday. That's when he went on the air at a Baltimore radio station and said -- we sh*t you not -- "I assume everybody thinks they're a top-five quarterback. I mean, I think I'm the best. ...

I Quit

Monday, September 27th, 2010

This week, the truth finally dawned upon me: fantasy football is horseshit, and I will never play it again after this season. I should have realized this in 2005, when a girl who knew nothing about football other than she liked Tiki Barber won our league title. And I'm not saying ...

Joe Flacco Is The Key For The Baltimore Ravens

Friday, July 16th, 2010

The Baltimore Ravens have improved their offense since last season. But what you have to love about the Birds heading into the 2010 NFL season is the fact that quarterback Joe Flacco - and his laser-rocket arm - are fully recovered from a litany of injuries that slowed him last ...

Todd McShay Tries To Find Something Nice To Say About Tim Tebow

Monday, February 1st, 2010

No matter which source you consult it's widely recognized that Tim Tebow did nothing to help his rapidly descending stock at the Senior Bowl. He fumbled snaps, looked awkward on his drop-backs, floated deep passes and took far too long to release his throws. I'm sure Todd McShay didn't meant to ...