Week Eight College Football Picks

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Record after week seven: 79-32 (56-52-3 ATS) 12 pm ET Purdue (4-2) at (11) Ohio State (6-1) (-24) Ah, the scene of Terrelle Pryor's 2009 Waterloo. Every one of the flaws in his game (most of which still exist, by the way) came to light that afternoon in Lafayette in a stunning display ...

Hey Jevan, I Don’t Think That Was God Talking

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Mississippi quarterback/interception machine Jevan Snead is going pro. Wait, let me re-phrase and remove the delusions of grandeur: After throwing 20 interceptions in 13 games and completing only 54 percent of his passes for 2,632 yards and then "after much prayer and deliberation," Ole Miss quarterback Jevan Snead is entering the ...

Championship Game Reflections

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Boy, that was worth five weeks of build-up. (Zzzzzzz). Anyway, despite the fact that I am sick and delirious like Eddie Murphy, I have attempted writing the following observations that I made during the underwhelming national championship matchup between Alabama and Texas. Because the system in place is way more exciting ...

Your Week Nine College Football Scores

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Record after week eight: 91-48, 68-70-1 AS Week 9 Picks 10 am ET: Morning! It's time for college gameday and for the first time all season, I'm probably awake. Hooray for early Saturdays! Phillips and I will be watching from (probably) Nick's in Bloomington, as we watch the Indiana/Iowa game and pray ...

Your Week Eight College Football Scores

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

10 am ET: We're coming to you LIVE from Ryan Field in whateverthehellsuburbNorthwesternisin, Illinois! Okay, not really. I'm still asleep because it's the GD weekend and I'm sure as hell not on my way to Evanston to watch IU football. This baby-daddy ain't got the money for that road trip. Phillips ...

The Biggest “Balloon Boys” In College Football

Monday, October 19th, 2009

The awesome hoax last week perpetrated by two very loving, not insane in any way, fame-at-all-costs parents got me thinking about college football. Not that it takes major news events for me to ponder collegiate football, but I'm trying to build up to something here, OK? Point is, I was wondering ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...