Jay Cutler: Not Well Versed In Human Anatomy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

We've done a fair bit of Jay Cutler bashing on this here blog. I've decided that I won't dedicate an entire post to his incredible five interception performance last night during the Chicago Bears' 10-6 loss to the San Francisco 49ers. I'll just say this, Cutler sucked and he did ...

Lovie Smith Is Officially On The Hot Seat

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

A lot was expected of the Chicago Bears entering the 2009 NFL season. After adding their long sought after "franchise quarterback" in Jay Cutler, many experts picked the Bears to win the NFC North and be a top contender for a place in the Super Bowl. Well, the Bears are currently ...

Jay Cutler Signs Contract Extension, Kyle Orton Simply Wins Games

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

First thing I thought upon reading that Jay Cutler had signed a two-year extension with the Chicago Bears that inks him through the 2013 season: This situation just became impossibly rich. Think about it. The Bears traded Kyle Orton, two first round picks and a third-rounder to the Denver Broncos for ...

Weekend! Football! Roundup!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

I have no idea if this will be a weekly feature or not, since I'm home sick from work today, but screw it, this is the blogosphere. We're above the law! Thus, I give you the five most fascinating stories from the weekend of college and NFL football. Super awesome update: ...

Talk About An Unbearable Opener

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Well that sucked.  First, Jay Cutler goes all Rex Grossman on us, throwing careless pass one after another and now word out of Chicago is that Brian Urlacher is out for the season after having wrist surgery. Not exactly the start of the season I envisioned Sunday night for my beloved ...

With Simms Injured, It’s Orton Time in Denver!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Denver Broncos team sources have told ESPN's Adam Schefter that Chris Simms will be out two to four weeks with a high ankle sprain. You know what that means ... It's Orton Time baby! It looks like Kyle Orton will have to play far more than was originally thought in the ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By The C-Word

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Because this photo makes me laugh every time I see it. Soccer fans are the best. And the worst. A preview of the next episode of "Shaq vs the World" - Waiting for Next Year A fantasy football draft leading to some one being shot? I would be surprised at this, except ...

All It Took Was One (Preseason) Game For The Honeymoon To End

Monday, August 17th, 2009

In today’s Chicago Tribune (wait, people still read newspapers?), David Haugh, who covers the Bears, warns Jay Cutler may be too honest for his own good with the media following Saturday’s disappointing showing against Buffalo.  In an offseason and training camp where the media has done nothing short of a providing ...