College football team suspends accused rapist!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014

In a move that is sure to send seismic waves across the college football landscape, the University of New Mexico suspended a player accused of rape on Tuesday. That player is Lobos running back Crusoe Gongbay, who seems like he could have gotten by in life on cool name alone. Unfortunately, ...

Report: Florida State, Police did “virtually no” Winston probe

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

The New York Times published an article on Wednesday that blasts the lack of any real investigation done by Florida State and the Tallahassee Police Department into the rape allegations leveled at Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston. The article states that "there was virtually no investigation at all, either by the police ...

ESPN nixes scheduled Burgundy-Kind SportsCenter

Thursday, December 5th, 2013

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I have just been handed and urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen: Thursday's scheduled appearance of Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind on ESPN's Sports Center has been canceled. The fictional duo was ...

Heisman voters: Sexual assault case won’t hurt Jameis Winston

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

A small sampling of college football media showed that Heisman Trophy voters would consider Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston for the award even if the sexual assault case he's involved in is unresolved before the vote. Of 33 voters polled, 27 said the case would not impact their votes. Winston has ...

Florida State freshman QB Jameis Winston dominates debut

Monday, September 2nd, 2013

The last time someone named Winston looked this awesome, he was blowing away the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Florida State freshman quarterback Jameis Winston showed why there was so much preseason hype surrounding him as he absolutely torched Pitt on Monday night.  Winston was 25-of-27 for 356 yards and four touchdowns and ...