Houston Texans kick three players off team for smoking pot

Monday, October 21st, 2013

Absolutely nothing is going right for the Houston Texans this season. Locked in a five-game slide where most of quarterback Matt Schaub's completions have been Pick-Sixes, the team was dealt a crushing blow when linebacker Brian Cushing was lost for the season in a 17-16 loss to Kansas City. That was ...

Manny Beating Beaty?

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

As we all know, there is nothing funny about domestic abuse -- unless it is committed by Manny Ramirez! Because everything that guy does is hilarious! OK, so not really. Ramirez was released from a Fort Lauderdale jail on Tuesday after spending Monday night there following his arrest for allegedly slapping his ...

Kids These Days…

Monday, August 10th, 2009

It hasn't been such a good offseason for a pair of precocious pros who Chicagoans have embraced early in their careers. This spring, we learned that the person that took Derrick Rose's college entrance exam was not actually Derrick Rose. At the end of the day it really doesn't make a ...

Space Cowboy

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Some people call him Maurice. Some people call him the Gangster of Retardation.  Perhaps inspired by Michael Vick's recent release from prison, disgraced former Ohio State star Maurice Clarett has appealed to Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland for an early release from jail. Clarett is doing time for a holdup and police ...