Auburn Tigers: Gus Malzahn hired as head football coach

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

The Auburn Tiger football program has basically told the Gene Chizik era to f--k itself as the Tigers are going to announce Arkansas State head coach Gus Malzahn as their new head coach. Malzahn was offensive coordinator under Chizik for three years, including the 2010 national championship season. Malzahn recruited quarterback ...

Your Week Nine College Football Scores

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

Read my week nine picks here. 6 am - Wishing I was at the Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear instead of praying Indiana doesn't make me wish I was dead. 7:45 am - My son's baby genius videos aren't giving me the urge to kill anymore. Have I gotten used to ...

Tennessee Is Boring Again

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Tennessee just hired the exact opposite of Lane Kiffin, who himself replaced his exact opposite when Phil Fulmer was run out of town. Tennessee fan, meet Derek Dooley, the least exciting hire ever. This doesn't mean he'll suck, mind you, just that I can think of about 50 people who ...

Your New Year’s Day Bowls Preview

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

What's with the distinction between New Year's Day bowls and the ones that come before it? Ninety percent of those bowls are crap bowls to be playing in no matter what date they're played. Is there really more prestige for Northwestern or Auburn to be playing in the Outback Bowl ...

Your Week 13 College Football Scores

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Happy Thanksgiving! I'm clearly not here, but I will definitely be watching football later tonight. Turns out the Lone Star Showdown is the best game of the day because the NFL scheduler is on crack and decided the Lions and Raiders should get this kind of ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...

Your Week Five College Football Picks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Record after week four: 50-28, 39-38-1 AS 12 pm ET (22) Michigan (4-0) at Michigan State (1-3) (+2) Wow, MSU got way worse in one season. Who knew Brian Hoyer was so valuable? Actually, I'm not even sure that's his name. It was some dude for State last year who was super mediocre, ...

McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...