Robert Allenby Wants a Piece of Geoff Ogilvy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Golf can be so vanilla that colorful storylines often get significant attention: Tiger's fall from grace, John Daly being himself on and off the course for the better part of 25 years, and lately, the character that is Robert Allenby, who witnesses claim wanted to fight fellow Aussie Geoff Ogilvy ...

United States Wins Presidents Cup

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Down under, the Americans retained the Presidents Cup in the ninth biennial event, held at Royal Melbourne Golf Club in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Snoozefest. And the worst part is, no one is trying to hide it. Johnny Miller put it best midway through Sunday's single matches, "These guys out here are all ...

Who The Hell Is This Guy?

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Quick, name the dude in this picture. No cheating. Here's a hint: It's not your loan officer. Or your physics teacher. Or former Sports Illustrated writer Steve Rushin. Give up? Yes, you have, unless you cheated. The answer is Bill Haas, and apparently he's the best golfer in the United States. This of ...

Golfers Bee Ware

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Mother Nature has found a number of ways to cancel or cut short sporting events over the years. Baseball games are routinely rained out. The college football season opener between Michigan and Western Michigan was called early due to lightning. Even a game at the indoor Metrodome had to be moved ...

Hurricane Just What Dustin Johnson Ordered

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Scientists have finally found a cure for Dustin Johnson choking in the final round of golf tournaments: hurricanes! (The kind that blows off the ocean, not the kind you drink before getting behind the wheel of a car... er, too soon?) Despite falling short of its predicted end to one-quarter of ...

A Message To Tiger, Take 2

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Tiger, Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself. But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...

Who’s Your Caddie? Me.

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Dear Tiger, I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag. Look no further. I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...