Do You Believe In Underwhelming Performances?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

It's a trying time in America. We're facing economic ruin, have enemies out there who want us to suffer and our standing in the world has diminished precipitously over the past decade. No one really feels that great about themselves right now. Facing those overwhelming obstacles, we all needed an ...

Puerto Rico Loses To United States, Will Never Become A State

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Sure, baseball doesn't have anything to do with statehood, but if Puerto Rico's 6-5 loss to the United States last night proved anything, it's that they'll blow games in the clutch. And right now, we can't afford to have more losers in this country. For now they'll have to just ...

In Ted We Trust

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

I wrote three full-length newspaper articles today, and now I'm writing this blog entry. Why? Because I'm a badass. Just like Theodore Roosevelt Lilly. In case you did not know, America is turning its lonely eyes to Ted Lilly tonight as the US attempts to stave off elimination against Puerto Rico in Round ...

Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted For Rumors And Rants

Friday, January 9th, 2009

So you've been voting, right? Every 24 hours? Yeah? Good, because Rumors and Rants needs your help in the voting for Best Sports Blog of 2008. So go vote now and get it out of the way before Emmanuelle Chriqui turns around and you miss something.

Diora Baird Wants You to Vote for Us

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Diora Baird told us she's not going any further until vote for us. That's right, it's day three of us begging for you to vote for Rumors and Rants for Best Sports Blog at the 2008 Weblog Awards. You can vote once every 24 hours, so that means you should have ...

Adriana Lima Voted For Rumors And Rants, You Should Too

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Hey Adriana, how many times have you voted for Rumors and Rants as 2008's Best Sports Blog? Good girl. She's doing her duty, are you? You can vote once every 24 hours, that means you should have already voted for us twice. So get on it people, we need your help!

Diora Baird Says: Vote for Us and Beautiful Women Will Sleep With You

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

As I said yesterday, this here blog is a finalist for Best Sports Blog of the Year at the 2008 Weblog Awards. So you should go vote for us. Like, now. You can vote once every 24 hours, so we expect all of you to stuff those ballot boxes Chicago-style. Why ...