Texas Rangers Unveil Massive Wieners

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Sorry, perverts. This isn't some Deadspin-style expose where we hid in Mike Napoli's locker with a camera and a tape measure. This is a story about hot dogs. Specifically, the one-pound hot dogs that will be offered at Rangers Ballpark this season. Yes, you read correctly. Because the one thing America doesn't ...

A Good Post Gone Bad

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

If you ever become a prominent athlete in Houston, apparently there is a very good chance of a meat product being named after you. I discovered this not too long ago at a trip to the grocery store when I stumbled upon many of these said items in the meat aisle. ...