McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...

Best. Hire. Ever.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

I don't know what to tell Auburn at this point. I spent half the damn 2008 season campaigning against Tommy Tuberville because he was dragging this team down into the pit of mediocrity that is the SEC West. As successful as he was, he no longer showed the same ability ...

The Most Shocking Story Ever

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Brace yourself for something shocking. You won't believe it because it's about the last coach you'd ever expect. You might want to sit down. Ready? Okay. Tommy Tuberville is (reportedly) out as Auburn's coach. Are you okay? Do you need a minute? I know you couldn't possibly see this coming. Auburn has ...