I Quit

Monday, September 27th, 2010

This week, the truth finally dawned upon me: fantasy football is horseshit, and I will never play it again after this season. I should have realized this in 2005, when a girl who knew nothing about football other than she liked Tiki Barber won our league title. And I'm not saying ...

Jaimee Grubbs Picture Brings the Links

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Today's links are brought to you by Tiger Woods' other mistress, Jaimee Grubbs. Fantasy! Football! Roundup! - Sharapova's Thigh Memphis can't handle the truth - Unathletic I definitely haven't been paying attention to the hot stove this offseason - Fansided The Tim Tebow school of life - Outside the Boxscore Basketball, meet your new offensive ...

Sara Jean Underwood Picture Brings the Links

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Sara Jean Underwood was on Howard Stern today, only further cementing our love for her. Yardbarker's Week 10 power rankings - Yardbarker Just to irk Phillips: Bill Simmons on Kimmel last night. Or the other night. What am I, T.V. guide? - Outside the Boxscore Is soccer making a little headway in America? ...

A Fireside Fantasy Football Chat From TheBaker

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

I used to be a fantasy football god. I won, or at least contended for titles year in, year out. But the 2009 season has not been kind to me. After a second place finish last year, I started this campaign 0-3 and hadn’t scored more than 75 points a week (using ...

A Moment Of Amusement From Vince Young

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

So I'm watching Sunday night's Tennessee-Indianapolis game with my two roommates. We're all in the same fantasy league. We all have Tennessee wide receivers in our lineup this week. I'm playing Nate Washington. And my other roommates are starting Justin Gage and Kenny Britt, respectively. The Colts are blowing the Titans out. ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Les Miles and LSU/Florida

Friday, October 9th, 2009

I don't actually hate Les Miles (off the field), I'm just getting into the spirit of LSU/Florida on Saturday night. This weekend of college football will not suck. Why are people shocked that bad things happen when you act like a jackass on the Internets? - Busted Coverage Fulmer to Louisville. That ...

Whitney Port Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Whitney Port is on a show called "The City." I've never seen an episode, but I should probably tune in some time, since she's my future wife and all. Zack Greinke should win the American League Cy Young Award - More Hardball When should Tim Tebow return? - Amphibious Sports Duo Wow, Syracuse ...