Jasmine Fiore Picture and Today’s Links

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

This is Jasmine Fiore, former Playboy model. She wasn't all that cute, but now she's dead and that's a terrible thing to say. Shame on me. She was recently murdered and found stuffed inside a suitcase, in an Orange County trash bin and the salacious details of her death and ...

TheBaker’s Annual English Premier League Preview

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

The English Premier League season begins this weekend, and as you know, we hear at Rumors and Rants are big footie fans. We try to keep you in the loop each and every EPL season. And for the most part, we're wrong. We always overrate Tottenham and believe this is the ...

Welcome To Manchester, Carlos!

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Man do I love soccer rivalries. Not only do they often make things like Cowboys/Redskins look like a Twitter-fight, sometimes they allow for wonderful, wonderful moments like the above billboard. This would be so much funnier if Manchester City weren't the richest club in the whole, entire world. And yet, ...

Economy? What’s An Economy?

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Have a gander at Eclipse, the world's biggest private yacht. It boasts a missile defense system, two helipads, and an escape submarine along with many, many other ridiculously expensive features. It cost 300 million pounds (about $600 million) to build in German shipyards and is scheduled to be delivered to ...

Katrina Bowden Picture and Today’s Links

Friday, June 12th, 2009

More preposterous, unsubstantiated shit about baseball players - More Hardball Was ESPN fair to that one dude who said that stuff about Raul Ibanez? - Cleveland Fowns Know who else might be on steroids? - Big League Stew Possible careers for Manny Ramirez - Fantasypros 911 Calling bullshit on the "ball beat the runner ...

Biggest Game Ever

Monday, May 11th, 2009

  At 3pm ET, Newcastle United is taking on Middlesborough in a game that could all but seal the Mags' relegation to the Championship or nearly save them from it all the while making Hull fans very, very nervous. Even though the teams suck, you're in for some very entertaining soccer. I'm ...

As The World Turns…Across The Pond

Friday, April 24th, 2009

For those unaware, Frank Lampard is an international soccer star. The 30-year old Chelsea star is one of the best English players in the game and has a knack for scoring vital goals for the Blues. Well, Franky split from his girlfriend, the mother of his two daughters, and it has ...

My God! It’s Alan Shearer!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

In a move the WWE could appreciate, Newcastle United have brought the most beloved player in their history in as manager to help save their season and avoid relegation. They're in the ring, getting beaten down by a gaggle of middling wrestlers, and only Alan Shearer's Kane-like entrance music can ...