Hurricane Just What Dustin Johnson Ordered

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Scientists have finally found a cure for Dustin Johnson choking in the final round of golf tournaments: hurricanes! (The kind that blows off the ocean, not the kind you drink before getting behind the wheel of a car... er, too soon?) Despite falling short of its predicted end to one-quarter of ...

The Biggest Sports Losers From 2010

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

"Whatever happened to all the season's losers of the year?" - Cheap Trick, Surrender We're glad you asked, Cheap Trick, even if it was in 1978 that you posed the question. But thanks to the pride of Rockford, it did occur to us that someone needs to compile an official list of ...

Dustin Johnson Clearly Pissed Off The Golf Gods

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

The best argument against golf isn't that it's boring or snooty, it's that, if you play long enough, you're going to get your guts ripped out at some point. The average duffer just has to deal with too many bad shots and chasing the big fish that is breaking 80, ...