Your Week 11 College Football Picks

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Record after week ten: 108-58, 76-88-2 AS 12 pm ET Tennessee (5-4) at Mississippi (6-3) (-5) I needed a buffer game or two before I pick the legalized murder that will be Penn State/Indiana, so I figured I'd throw this game in the mix. Now that it's been a couple of days, I ...

Your Week Ten Football Scores

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Record after week nine: 99-53, 73-77-2 AS Week 10 Picks 10 am ET: Morning. I've been in line with the wife to get her the H1N1 shot for about two hours already so...yeah, it's gonna be a long morning. Looking forward to an IU win over Wisconsin and all the rest of ...

Your Week Ten College Football Picks

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Record after week nine: 99-53, 73-77-2 AS 12 pm ET (21) Wisconsin (6-2) at Indiana (4-5) (+10.5) Wisconsin learned to f*cking hold leads. Why can't we? The Hoosiers still needs two wins for bowl eligibility and they've melted down two weeks in a row instead. See a pattern yet? The hardest thing for a ...

Your Week Six College Football Picks

Friday, October 9th, 2009

There's a bunch of decent games Saturday, but the one everyone is talking about is the big, fat monster game in the afternoon. Of course, I'm talking about Indiana at Virginia. The Hoosiers have a shot at beating a BCS conference squad and maybe even salvaging some respect after losing ...

College Football’s Ass End Learns To Wipe Better

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

I know times are bad right now. Jobs keep disappearing faster than Deadspin posting photos of fans with creatively-shaved chest hair or Kanye West saying “I." But there’s hope. Good times, they are a comin.’ How can I be so optimistic? It’s simple. If the dredges of college football can actually get  their ...

It’s Worse Than We Thought

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

It's an old fan cliche to say that one is better than the current quarterback of one's favorite college or pro team. Most of the time it's sarcastic or simply said out of frustration, but in the case of the Syracuse Orange, it might actually have been true until Monday ...