Marlins Closer Isn’t Who He Says He Is

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Apparently Florida Marlins closer Leo Nunez is a real-life Don Draper. The (supposedly) 28-year-old right hander has apparently been playing under an assumed name, and was forced to return to his native Dominican Republic on Thursday to clear up some immigration issues. Two sources claim the Marlins have known about Nunez's ...

Apparently, Tiger Woods Thinks He’s Don Draper

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Throughout this whole Tiger Woods sleeping around scandal a few cringe-worthy things have become obvious about golf's former golden boy. First, Woods obviously has an insatiable sexual appetite. The dude apparently has lots of freaky, non-marital sex. Second, while a few of his mistresses weren't bad looking, he wasn't really picky. Apparently ...