Rafael Soriano And The Yankees Prove We Now Live In The Matrix

Friday, January 14th, 2011

We've finally reached it. We've come to the place where the reality and fantasy mix and you don't know where the dream world ends and the real world begins. That's right folks, we officially live in The Matrix. In case you haven't heard, the New York Yankees just handed out what ...

Whitney Port Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Whitney Port is on a show called "The City." I've never seen an episode, but I should probably tune in some time, since she's my future wife and all. Zack Greinke should win the American League Cy Young Award - More Hardball When should Tim Tebow return? - Amphibious Sports Duo Wow, Syracuse ...

Diora Baird Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Because two times in one week is better than one.... Still wanna be like Mike? - Thunder Treats So Tom Brady looked pretty good - No Guts, No Glory The hell kind of name is "Ridge"? - Strait Pinkie LT hurt his ankle, two injuries on the O-line, and the D-line looked like crap. ...

Diora Baird Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Today's links are brought to you by Diora Baird's hotness. For a good time follow her on twitter. It's easily the best celebrity twitter feed we've found yet. You know what's great about that Kanye West thing? People who are douches very rarely prove they're douches, especially not on national television. ...

Diora Baird Picture Because Today Sucks

Friday, July 10th, 2009

We have some lovely loyal readers and I love any opportunity to churn out content to keep them entertained. So as I sat down to do that this morning I scoured the internets for something, anything of merit to write about. Here's the only things I came up with: The ...

Diora Baird Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Diora Baird is looking at you, wondering why you still have your pants on aren't reading the links instead of staring at The Official Poon of Rumors and Rants. The greatest single-season sluggers...Holy Shit, it's Phil Plantier! - More Hardball A history and analysis of The Panenka. Don't know what I'm talking ...

Diora Baird Picture and Today’s Links

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Diora Baird watched the Masters. Did you? One of the greatest championship wins ever? - Puck Daddy Nick Diaz dominated Frank Shamrock - FanIQ Blog Matt Lawton and the hotel aliases of other MLB players - Outside the Boxscore Charlie Villanueva throws a beating - Josh Q. Public ESPN: showing its usual good taste in ...

The Rumors And Rants National Championship

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Good evening, I'm Bob Costas (pictured at actual size) and welcome to our presentation of the Rumors and Rants National Collegiate Football Championship Trophy (and half-assed homage to KSK since they won the best sports blog award and are officially Rumors and Rants' blog-daddies for another year). The votes have ...