How Lucky Can One Town Be?

Friday, October 7th, 2011

Since Andy Rooney retired this week, I've decided to pick up where he left off in the complaining game. You know what drives me crazy? Detroit. How lucky can one town be, anyway? On Thursday night, the Tigers clinched a spot in the AL Championship Series by beating the Yankees, a win ...

Tale Of The Tape: 2009 New Jersey Nets vs. 2008 Detroit Lions

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Well, it finally happened. The New Jersey Nets have finally made their mark on the NBA and have done it in spectacular fashion. The 2009 Nets have now broken the league mark for futility to open a season and now sport record-shattering mark of 0-18. So just where do the Nets ...

Seriously, Does Anything In Detroit Not Suck?

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Man, Detroit really sucks. We've been over this before and the entire country is completely aware of that fact, but now there's even more evidence of the Motor City's awfulness. On Sunday during the Detroit marathon, three runners died. Three!!! This wasn't just some old guy who shouldn't have been running, ...

Finally Some Good News For Michigan

Monday, March 30th, 2009

It's taken quite some time but the state of Michigan finally got some good news. As I'm sure you've heard, Sunday afternoon the Michigan State Spartans knocked off Louisville to win the NCAA Tournament's Midwest Region and head to the Final Four in Detroit. In the process, the Spartans made ...

STOP THE PRESSES!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Remember in the 1989 version of Batman, when the Joker says, "This town needs an enema?" On Tuesday night the WNBA got its enema, because for the first time in league history, something interesting has happened. L.A. Sparks rookie Candace Parker -- considered to by many to be the only reason ...