College Football: Week four in memes

Monday, September 24th, 2012

Happy week four. Indiana had the week off, so I may have unwittingly enjoyed an entire Saturday of football without any thoughts of self-harm. Enjoy this week's memes!

Michigan Football: Fitzgerald Toussaint’s Status for Alabama Game Uncertain

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

Michigan coach Brady Hoke isn't saying whether running back Fitzgerald Toussaint is going to play Saturday against Alabama. At least not yet. His decision is expected some time before kickoff, though nothing more specific was said to the press as of yet. Toussaint has pled guilty to drunken driving and is ...

The Long, Strange Tale Of Tate And The Forcier Family

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

The Rich Rodriguez Era at Michigan did at lot to screw up the standing of college football's winningest program. After a year of hindsight, Denard Robinson seems to be the only positive thing Rodriguez actually did while in Ann Arbor. Now everyone seems relieved that new coach Brady Hoke was ...

Week 5 College Football Roundup: Clemson FTW!

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" -From "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll When I was an undergrad at Indiana, the Hoosiers beat Oregon in Eugene while being outgained nearly four to one in yardage and only converting ...

Week Four College Football Roundup: Who’s No. 1?

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

Oklahoma and LSU both won on Saturday night, Oklahoma is 3-0, LSU is 4-0 and now both can say they've been No. 1 in the polls this season. As a reward for beating three ranked teams in four games, the Tigers get to be No. 1 in the AP's poll ...

Week 13 College Football Picks

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS) Thursday, November 25, 2010 8 pm ET (17) Texas A&M (8-3) at Texas (5-6) (+3.5) I can't say enough about how hilarious these two teams' records look to me.  And I'm still sticking with my conspiracy theory that Mack Brown is done after this year. His veiled ...

Michigan Beats Illinois 67-65 In…Football?

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

Want to know how to give up 65 points, 316 rushing yards, 88 offensive (OFF-ensive, not of-FEN-sive, though some definitely were) plays, 562 total yards, and five turnovers while still winning? Just ask the Michigan Wolverines. I can say with certainty after this game that this is, without a doubt, the ...

Your Week Seven College Football Scores

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Read my week seven picks here. Record after week six: 66-27 (45-45-3 ATS)