Jeff Loria Proves Bobby Cox’s Point

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

I have never seen Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria in person, and I never really want to. And not just because the guy is a total douchenozzle. I've always had this mental image of Loria being no taller than 5-foot-4, allowing his physique to match his Napoleonic attitude. (It also ...

D-Bag of the Week: Marion Jones

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

You know what, we love it when disgraced athletes make totally irrelevant statements that can in now way be quantified. But hey, everybody has the right to speak their mind. And we have a right to tell them to stop doing so. This brings us to Marion Jones. You remember her, ...

D-Bag of the Week: Julian Tavarez

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Let's set the scene here: Julian Tavarez is pitching in relief for the Braves on Wednesday night against the Phillies. It's the bottom of the eighth inning. The Braves are leading 10-4. Phillies speedster Shane Victorino is taking a big lead off third base. What follows is comical and somewhat dumb. Tavarez, ...